"The doors are open and no one's home!" or "Are cashiers just naturally stupid?"

He walked up to the front of the store for the…200th time that day; he looked sad, and to be honest…miserable (which is what happens when you are a miserable piece of shit whose only satisfaction in life comes from out of town prostitutes or internet porn); he stood straight and then bent his wiry, dingy body over the rail of the second register, “Do you girls want the A/C to be turned off?” Shaking his head like a bobble doll, as if we were retarded orphans whose parents were brother and sister. Pam and I checked in with a visual but silent ‘ASSHOLE, ISN’T HE?’ LOOK and he turned on a small, greedy heel and spun off into tool, light bulb and screw eternity to the back of the place that I HATE. “I DIDN’T KNOW that the A/C WAS ON, Steve”, said I.

The little prick pimple likes to set traps for people; he likes to watch you fail.

I hate having to pay for other people’s insecurities; make love to your money; hold it, squeeze it and caress it because chances are, ASSHOLE, it is the ONLY thing that loves you. I can’t believe the audacity of some people just because they are rich and insane they feel like they are giving the world a job and a reason to live…FUCK HIM.

Then the little bastard was arguing with us (Pam and I) about something he…knows nothing about…doesn’t he know when to SHUT UP ALREADY? Little frosty fucker…I would like to tie him to the ‘Shift’ button and scrape his ass all over that fucking key board…I would like to give him a custom prostate massage with the circular saw; I would like to shovel all of the cash into his mouth, apply severe duct tape and possibly Liquid Nails to provide him with a…Brazilmystik wax…

I would really, really like to put his (probably medium, though he thinks is giant) dick into a tube of conduit and stretch it with a pair of snips until it comes out the other end where I would stealthily tie it off with MAINIACAL and MAJESTIC laughter.

Domestic Violence:

Jackie had to leave the state; that sissy flipped out; she told me if she left she would be a statistic…GODSPEED. GODSPEED AND MAY ANGELS BE WITH YOU KIND SOUL WHO DIRECTED ME TO EZEKIEL…you are doing the right thing. NO ONE should be forced to love someone else or die.

Thank you for your patience; thank you for your kindness and thoughtful instruction. Funny…the dream I had, the mysterious scratches on my face, old…friends…almost dying, the confrontation at the store…and now Jackie running for her life…and she was so good, so kind….

Women, sisters…listen; THEY WILL NOT CHANGE. LEAVE while you are still alive.

Do it for your daughters.